her vagine was all disorganized.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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