You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
