I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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