I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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