What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we should paint friendship bongs
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