So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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