im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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