butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
