did you get engaged???
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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