He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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