Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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