Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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