i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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