Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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