hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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