so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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