Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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