Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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