Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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