So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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