I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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