just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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