he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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