Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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