I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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