Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.