just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin