I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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