Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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