why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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