If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This couple is walking their pig around campus