yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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