dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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