Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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