fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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