Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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