i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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