In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
