4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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