at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
no, he came in my armpit
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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