the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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