well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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