I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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