why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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