you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He shit in the fireplace
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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