Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i think i just lost a toe
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