I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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