i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
