So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm getting married
To pizza
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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