Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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