What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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